novisnick
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Post by novisnick on Aug 20, 2019 15:17:44 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Aug 21, 2019 7:46:41 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Aug 21, 2019 10:55:30 GMT -5
Please excuse the vulgarity at the end, but it kind of makes this so funny!
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Feinberg," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" she asked. "Like I'm talking to a *bleep* wall."
Well, that took the humor out of it! - improvise!
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Post by mgbpuff on Aug 21, 2019 12:27:08 GMT -5
Here's a clean one to make up -
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Post by mgbpuff on Aug 21, 2019 12:31:33 GMT -5
Now that the kids are back in school -
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Aug 21, 2019 21:27:46 GMT -5
Please excuse the vulgarity at the end, but it kind of makes this so funny! A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Feinberg," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" she asked. "Like I'm talking to a *bleep* wall." Well, that took the humor out of it! - improvise! CNN? Fake News...
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Post by mgbpuff on Aug 22, 2019 7:29:00 GMT -5
Please excuse the vulgarity at the end, but it kind of makes this so funny! A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Feinberg," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" she asked. "Like I'm talking to a *bleep* wall." Well, that took the humor out of it! - improvise! CNN? Fake News... Didn't think about that - it's just a joke - no intended politics!
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Post by DavidR on Aug 22, 2019 9:38:58 GMT -5
The book 'Understanding Women'
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2019 10:06:09 GMT -5
The book 'Understanding Women'
I took the Evelyn Wood speed reading course years ago provided by my employer. I reached over 11,000 words per minute with excellent comprehension. I have read this Understanding Women book 5 times and still don't have a clue!
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Post by DavidR on Aug 22, 2019 11:21:32 GMT -5
The book 'Understanding Women'
I took the Evelyn Wood speed reading course years ago provided by my employer. I reached over 11,000 words per minute with excellent comprehension. I have read this Understanding Women book 5 times and still don't have a clue! That's just Vol 1 out of 5
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Post by dust770 on Aug 22, 2019 17:38:30 GMT -5
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Post by Metaldude on Aug 23, 2019 0:02:43 GMT -5
The book 'Understanding Women' Ah no , sorry , this is just chapter one...
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Post by DavidR on Aug 23, 2019 8:21:11 GMT -5
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Post by IronPigsDigs on Aug 23, 2019 10:34:13 GMT -5
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Post by 509Paul on Aug 23, 2019 23:10:40 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Aug 24, 2019 9:07:43 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Aug 25, 2019 8:24:09 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Aug 26, 2019 10:43:59 GMT -5
For the serious tube fanatics
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Post by 509Paul on Aug 26, 2019 19:55:18 GMT -5
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novisnick
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Post by novisnick on Aug 26, 2019 22:48:00 GMT -5
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