|
|
Post by Soup on May 18, 2016 4:47:05 GMT -5
Welcome home!
|
|
|
|
Post by Axis on May 18, 2016 8:57:50 GMT -5
Chuckienut, eh? That's got a ring to it. Was that they guy who could never come to Emofest because he was too busy at his job as a stripper at his local senior citizens' center? If so, maybe my memory is working after all! Mark Excuse me! I'm an exotic dancer at the local senior rest home. Thanks for the welcome. A six week sabbatical was just what the doctor ordered. I recommend it to all once in awhile. However, it is nice to be back down to Earth and at the Emotiva Farm. Kepler-186f is home but it gets a little boring very quickly. The broads there all have triple breasts and it drives one cockeyed very quickly. We have no planet based TV networks and all of our programming is ripped off from planet Earth broadcasts signals. The only comedy channels we get are Monty Python and Mr. Bean reruns from UKTV. General programming is limited to popular viewer choices like Naked and Afraid, Finding Bigfoot, Sarah Palin's Alaska, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Pit Bulls and Parolees. Shows about UFO's are forbidden by the government. Sports is mostly limited to Australian Rugby and Canadian Football (so boring!). That blue Kool-Aid looks delicious. We have a similar drink that makes us get the munchies and feel very silly. It is named Maria Juana after the native Keplerian woman who first served it to the settlers from Uranus. Yes, I am familiar with audio gear but compared to Bose or Bang and Olaf our equipment on Kepler-186f is out of this world! BTW, my new screen name TLLFKACN is pronounced "Tell-leff-kay-sen" and of course stands for "The Lounge Lizard Formerly Known As ChuckieNut." The folks up on Kepler-186f think it is a prince of a name. (OK, no offense intended here ..... if anybody is offended then I'll change it to ChuckieNut). Sincere thanks to all the kind comments here. Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend. Yes, and hey it's good to be back home again. Yes, it's OK to admit we now really appreciate John Denver. He was one of the best song writers, musicians and singers in my time. Now days we call them artists.  Just do me a favor TELEFUNKEN ! Do not get hooked on pain pills or fly an experimental aircraft around Monterey Bay !  |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 18, 2016 21:39:04 GMT -5
Just do me a favor TELEFUNKEN ! Do not get hooked on pain pills or fly an experimental aircraft around Monterey Bay ! Wow Axis, there is a lot of humor tightly packed in that post! I hadn't thought of Telefunken in ages. I sometimes get 20 pills or so of hydrocodone (Vicodin) when I have a root canal. I usually take one or two max and sell the rest to help pay the endodontist's bill. I did fly small planes when I was in Army ROTC flight training years ago, but I always checked my fuel level and how to activate the spare fuel tank (truly sad mistake  ). We only flew around Elliot Bay. BTW, we have purple rain up on Kepler-186f. |
|
|
|
Post by ÈlTwo on May 18, 2016 22:32:01 GMT -5
I was certain that TLLFKACN is pronounced " throat warbler mangrove."
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 18, 2016 22:57:35 GMT -5
I was certain that TLLFKACN is pronounced " throat warbler mangrove." Professor Sir Sir Adrian Furrows F.R.S.. F.R.C.S.F.R.C.P.. M.D.M.S. (Oxon) M.A.. Ph.D. MSc.(Cantab)PhD:(Syd). F.R.G.S.F.R.C.O.G.. F.EARCS M.S. (Birm) M.S. (Liv) M.S. (Guardalajara) M.S. (Karach) M.S. (Edin) B.A. (Chic) B.Litt(Phil)D.Litt(Phil)D.Litt(Arthur and Lucy)D.Litt(Ottawa)D.Litt(All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat) B.Sc. 9 Brussels. Liege. Asse. (And Cromer) |
|
|
|
Post by 4thchoice on May 19, 2016 4:23:22 GMT -5
Great to have you back, tllfkacn! DITTO!!! TLLKACN what are you "dancing'" to now? When? Can we come to your next show? |
|
|
|
Post by frenchyfranky on May 19, 2016 10:03:40 GMT -5
Welcome back.
Coucou !
|
|
|
|
Post by yves on May 19, 2016 13:30:55 GMT -5
and of course stands for "The Lounge Lizard Formerly Known As ChuckieNut." I read that as "The Low Life Fascist Known As ChuckieNut".    |
|
|
|
Post by Axis on May 19, 2016 14:41:27 GMT -5
and of course stands for "The Lounge Lizard Formerly Known As ChuckieNut." I read that as "The Low Life Fascist Known As ChuckieNut". Chuck just ignore this. They just recently had a Mel Brooks biography on TV and he went into depth about his satirical comedy musical and movie 'The Producers'. I was amazed at all the awards it won. Chuck you have always posted great satire and parody jokes here. Myself and I believe many others here have nothing but respect for you. Press on with pride my friend ! |
|
guitarforlife
Sensei
Just another busy day in Northern Wisconsin.
Posts: 947
|
Post by guitarforlife on May 19, 2016 15:00:02 GMT -5
WELCOME BACK CHUCK !!!! Has not been the same with out you and Boom.
|
|
|
|
Post by novisnick on May 19, 2016 15:02:33 GMT -5
WELCOME BACK CHUCK !!!! Has not been the same with out you and Boom. This boom?  |
|
|
|
Post by Axis on May 19, 2016 15:13:16 GMT -5
WELCOME BACK CHUCK !!!! Has not been the same with out you and Boom. This boom? View AttachmentMaybe he has Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I do. I have been thinking about stepping away from this PC mouse for awhile myself. |
|
|
|
Post by jmilton on May 19, 2016 15:47:28 GMT -5
You may now use the ladies room.  By the way, you left? |
|
|
|
Post by yves on May 19, 2016 15:59:37 GMT -5
Relax, it was only a joke!  |
|
|
|
Post by cwmcobra on May 20, 2016 16:13:27 GMT -5
Welcome back, Chuck!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 21, 2016 18:17:02 GMT -5
You may now use the ladies room. By the way, you left? Oh thank you dear!  (Actually I'm sort of right, go Donald!) |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 21, 2016 18:45:25 GMT -5
Great to have you back, tllfkacn! DITTO!!! TLLKACN what are you "dancing'" to now? When? Can we come to your next show? Every Tuesday evening at the No Spring Chickens ladies rest home, 9-12pm, just east of Sea-Tac Airport. No cover charge. Bring crisp new $20 bills for tips. (Whoopi Goldberg's photo is on the new ones). |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 21, 2016 19:15:45 GMT -5
François, je vous remercie beaucoup! Sorry, I'm not knowledgeable about parapsychology. However, I do have a PhD in Extraterrestrial Psychosomatic Physics. Chuckie l'écrou |
|
|
|
Post by pedrocols on May 21, 2016 21:58:09 GMT -5
Welcome back...
|
|
). We only flew around Elliot Bay. BTW, we have purple rain up on Kepler-186f.
