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Post by sahmen on Apr 11, 2020 5:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Apr 11, 2020 9:12:18 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Apr 11, 2020 13:04:22 GMT -5
Stocking up for the long lockdown
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Post by DavidR on Apr 12, 2020 18:55:15 GMT -5
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. The doors opened and a young blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your Mother'
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Post by DavidR on Apr 12, 2020 18:57:24 GMT -5
2 audiophiles talking. 1st one says, "Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness." 2nd audiophile says, "That's so sad, what did he have?" 1st audiophile replies, " Krell, Thiel, Theta, and Nordost."
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Post by DavidR on Apr 14, 2020 8:52:10 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Apr 14, 2020 10:59:43 GMT -5
A sinister message from my library.
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Post by DYohn on Apr 14, 2020 19:37:45 GMT -5
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Post by KeithL on Apr 14, 2020 22:20:59 GMT -5
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Post by annjones13 on Apr 15, 2020 12:12:31 GMT -5
I went for a “take out” pizza yesterday. I had to chuckle at another customer waiting outside. He had cut a hole in his dust mask for his cigarette.... The smoke of course escaped everywhere Ann
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Post by DavidR on Apr 16, 2020 8:31:19 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Apr 16, 2020 10:47:54 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Apr 16, 2020 23:40:50 GMT -5
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Post by mountain on Apr 17, 2020 10:45:02 GMT -5
We hunker down in WV as well.
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Post by DavidR on Apr 18, 2020 11:39:38 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Apr 18, 2020 12:35:06 GMT -5
Covid-19 Barbie
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Post by sahmen on Apr 18, 2020 19:43:44 GMT -5
Romance ain't dead... I've still got the moves
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Post by sahmen on Apr 18, 2020 19:58:02 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Apr 18, 2020 20:09:44 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Apr 19, 2020 0:11:52 GMT -5
Day 4 in quarantine - Alone together at last!
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