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Post by Jean Genie on Dec 21, 2020 9:44:38 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Dec 21, 2020 11:38:52 GMT -5
Party like a Druid - its the Winter Solstice
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Post by DavidR on Dec 22, 2020 4:17:03 GMT -5
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Post by tasdom on Dec 23, 2020 0:25:43 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Dec 23, 2020 12:00:56 GMT -5
Excellent Questions Looking for Answers! 1. If poison passes it’s expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 3. Do twins ever realize that at least one of them is unplanned? 4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? 5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. 6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". 8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. Six great confusions still unresolved. 1. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours? 2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? 3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? 4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? Vagaries of English Language! Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? Why isn't a Fireman called a Waterman? How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says? If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have branches? If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat? How do you get off a non-stop Flight? Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT? Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard? Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients? Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then? How come Noses run and Feet smell? Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one? What are you vacating when you go on a vacation? If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them? I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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Post by DYohn on Dec 23, 2020 17:13:19 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Dec 23, 2020 20:57:29 GMT -5
Watch out for the ..........
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Post by DavidR on Dec 24, 2020 9:21:00 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 24, 2020 19:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2020 19:34:38 GMT -5
Someone ask for an idiom involving laundry? Am I hot or cold?
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Post by novisnick on Dec 24, 2020 23:20:12 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Dec 25, 2020 9:37:40 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Dec 25, 2020 22:01:07 GMT -5
Olfactories
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating. She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?" I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works." We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?" I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; It's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex." Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19." Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her. She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."
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Post by DavidR on Dec 26, 2020 14:48:10 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2020 14:49:34 GMT -5
Ha, at that point I'd be more inclined to support development of mobile hand-held hypersonic railguns!
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Post by DavidR on Dec 26, 2020 17:07:57 GMT -5
Ha, at that point I'd be more inclined to support development of mobile hand-held hypersonic railguns! I hate those tree rats
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Post by novisnick on Dec 26, 2020 18:40:50 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2020 18:49:04 GMT -5
Ha, at that point I'd be more inclined to support development of mobile hand-held hypersonic railguns! I hate those tree rats See "plinking", Ya, uninvited varmint of any kind are "sport" Won't ya disturb your neighbors w/ that much powder in the weeeee hours of the night?
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Post by novisnick on Dec 26, 2020 20:40:58 GMT -5
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