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Post by MusicHead on Apr 14, 2021 22:35:10 GMT -5
Really? I would have placed my bet on the neon-green cable. It is clearly so non-audiophile... ANSI/TIA/EIA 606-A Standard
Green is ground. That's the mother ground.
Looks more like the mother of all grounds 😆
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Post by vcautokid on Apr 15, 2021 12:25:19 GMT -5
This famous person goes to England and the Radio host asks this famous person. If you could talk to anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
He says. Living .
Courtesy of Ron White.
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Post by Jean Genie on Apr 15, 2021 13:31:58 GMT -5
ANSI/TIA/EIA 606-A Standard
Green is ground. That's the mother ground.
Looks more like the mother of all grounds 😆 ...and the grandmother of all carpets!😱
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Post by novisnick on Apr 16, 2021 18:27:26 GMT -5
Darwin award winner!
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Post by 4thchoice on Apr 17, 2021 7:27:18 GMT -5
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!! You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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Post by DavidR on Apr 17, 2021 17:53:12 GMT -5
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
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Post by novisnick on Apr 17, 2021 21:44:45 GMT -5
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef No! Wrong! It’s just wrong! LOL
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Post by novisnick on Apr 17, 2021 21:57:51 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Apr 18, 2021 9:43:06 GMT -5
because they're using it to make speed bumps and not fill pot holes
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Post by MusicHead on Apr 18, 2021 13:56:15 GMT -5
because they're using it to make speed bumps and not fill pot holes It doesn't really matter. Given a sufficiently large sample, speed bumps and pot holes average into a smooth road 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by novisnick on Apr 18, 2021 16:10:21 GMT -5
because they're using it to make speed bumps and not fill pot holes It doesn't really matter. Given a sufficiently large sample, speed bumps and pot holes average into a smooth road 🤣🤣🤣 Statistical math, One can prove anything! LOL
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Post by DavidR on Apr 18, 2021 16:58:49 GMT -5
It doesn't really matter. Given a sufficiently large sample, speed bumps and pot holes average into a smooth road 🤣🤣🤣 Statistical math, One can prove anything! LOL Figures don't lie but liars can figure.
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Post by novisnick on Apr 19, 2021 8:40:39 GMT -5
Statistical math, One can prove anything! LOL Figures don't lie but liars can figure. Exactly!
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Post by KeithL on Apr 19, 2021 11:41:44 GMT -5
I like that one.
The one I heard was...
"Statistics don't lie"... "But don't trust a statistician as far as you can throw him (or her)"...
Figures don't lie but liars can figure. Exactly!
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Post by aledoeagle on Apr 19, 2021 21:46:18 GMT -5
I like that one.
The one I heard was...
"Statistics don't lie"... "But don't trust a statistician as far as you can throw him (or her)"...
Todd Snider - Statistician's Blues
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Post by DavidR on Apr 20, 2021 9:04:15 GMT -5
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Post by simpleman68 on Apr 20, 2021 9:09:05 GMT -5
I like that one.
The one I heard was...
"Statistics don't lie"... "But don't trust a statistician as far as you can throw him (or her)"...
Another gem I heard years ago; "statistics are like prisoners of war, they'll confess to anything if you torture them enough" Scott
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Post by monkumonku on Apr 20, 2021 9:58:59 GMT -5
I like that one. The one I heard was... "Statistics don't lie"... "But don't trust a statistician as far as you can throw him (or her)"...
Another gem I heard years ago; "statistics are like prisoners of war, they'll confess to anything if you torture them enough" Scott
In a related vein, ask most people for the answer of what is 2+2 and they will tell you "4." But ask an accountant and they will ask back, "what do you want the answer to be?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2021 10:17:50 GMT -5
Another gem I heard years ago; "statistics are like prisoners of war, they'll confess to anything if you torture them enough" Scott
In a related vein, ask most people for the answer of what is 2+2 and they will tell you "4." But ask an accountant and they will ask back, "what do you want the answer to be?" Statistics can be misleading. For example, 5 out of 6 people who survive Russian Roulette suggest it is safe - what stats reveal is suggestive...... and often what they bury is vital.
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Post by DavidR on Apr 21, 2021 9:33:06 GMT -5
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