Movie quotes you like

[badronald]

Hey Moose, Rocko, help the Judge find his checkbook - Caddyshack

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Mar 12, 2012 20:54:56 GMT -5 monkumonku said:

Mar 12, 2012 20:02:44 GMT -5 @rlw said:

"Bill's not here, man!"

Cheech and Chong

I think you mean "Dave." ;D

LOL.. I still have that on vinyl

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Mar 2, 2012 22:10:22 GMT -5 sharkman said:

After Meg Ryan fakes sensual bliss at a restaurant table, making a point to Billy Crystal(When Harry Met Sally) , a woman at another table is asked what she'd like. "I'll have what she's having!".

I think that was Rob Reiner's mother that had that line...

[pr0gr4m]

"In a row?" Clerks

That quote immediately followes Dante's statement about the number of his girlfriends oral conquests.

[prohobo]

Here are a few of my favorite:

Godfather:

Fat Clemenza: Take the gun, leave the cannoli.

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Fat Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes



Star Wars:

You don’t need to see his identification … These aren’t the droids you’re looking for …

That’s no moon, it’s a space station.

You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.



Wraith of Kahn:

James T. Kirk: I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

James T. Kirk: KHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

Spock: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one


Goldfinger:

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.



Apocalypse Now:

Charlie don't surf!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning........Smells like victory.



Young Frankenstein:

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.

Inga: Put... ze candle... *back*!

Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.


Life of Brian:

Wise Man: We were led by a star.
Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, more like.

Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

Old man: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Old man: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Women Stoners dressed as men: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking in low men voices) He! He did! He!


Casablanca:

Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Rick: Your cash is good at the bar.
Banker: What? Do you know who I am?
Rick: I do. You're lucky the *bar's* open to you.