selkec
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SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME!!!
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Post by selkec on Jun 11, 2011 14:04:59 GMT -5
not sure if there is a thread like this started but I thought it may be interesting to start one.
So here goes.
"I cant focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around here" From movie No Strings Attached
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Post by skeetlong on Jun 11, 2011 14:11:29 GMT -5
Alice in WonderLand..(You don't Slay..you lost your muchness)
Diein ain't a way to make a livein Son.
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iceman66
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" The Great One
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Post by iceman66 on Jun 11, 2011 14:22:18 GMT -5
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! "
From The Big Lebowski (censored TV version)
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cgolf
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Post by cgolf on Jun 11, 2011 14:23:28 GMT -5
Alice in wonderland............ Off with their heads!!!! ;D
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DYohn
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Post by DYohn on Jun 11, 2011 14:25:56 GMT -5
"There's a certain freedom in knowing when you're totally screwed." Matthew Broderick in "The Freshman."
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Post by jamscape on Jun 11, 2011 14:39:30 GMT -5
There is soooo many but here is my all time favorite exchange. From Good Will Hunting.
Sean: So what do you really want to do?
Will: I wanna be a shepherd.
Sean: Really.
Will: I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.
Sean: Maybe you should go do that.
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Post by barryrobin on Jun 11, 2011 14:48:23 GMT -5
from, of all things, "yellow submarine":
(from the very nazi-looking blue meanie): it's no longer a blue world, max. who would want us? where can we go?
max: Argentina?
-b
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Post by Porscheguy on Jun 11, 2011 14:55:31 GMT -5
"7 years of college down the drain........ might as well join the *bleep*ken Peace Corps.."
John Belushi, Animal House..
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majorloser
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Loser Extraordinaire
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Post by majorloser on Jun 11, 2011 15:00:40 GMT -5
"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles
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DYohn
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Post by DYohn on Jun 11, 2011 15:10:16 GMT -5
"Hey baby, what's happenin'? You been goofin' with the bees?" - The Rockman, from "The Point"
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NorthStar
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"And it stoned me to my soul" - Van Morrison
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Post by NorthStar on Jun 11, 2011 16:07:36 GMT -5
"Has anyone seen my bigger knife?"
From "Pineapple Express".
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* If some members here haven't seen this movie yet, now is about time!
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Post by jlafrenz on Jun 11, 2011 19:36:59 GMT -5
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Post by geebo on Jun 11, 2011 19:46:54 GMT -5
"My hypocrisy only goes so far"
"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Say hello to my little friend"
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Pauly
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Post by Pauly on Jun 11, 2011 20:19:35 GMT -5
"Shitter was full!"
Cousin Eddie from "Christmas Vacation"
"And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, (tasteless), overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh**! Where's the Tylenol?"
Clark Griswold from "Christmas Vacation".
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Post by cburbs on Jun 11, 2011 20:24:32 GMT -5
"Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? " - Napoleon Dynamite
Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
OFFICE SPACE
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xki
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Gwack!
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Post by xki on Jun 11, 2011 21:01:48 GMT -5
Mother puss bucket! (Ghostbusters)
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Post by djoel on Jun 11, 2011 22:22:18 GMT -5
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Post by bobbyt on Jun 11, 2011 22:46:37 GMT -5
"A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade."
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browe1967
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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Sounds more like a convenience store than a gov't agency!
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Post by browe1967 on Jun 11, 2011 22:55:31 GMT -5
Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?
Let him go, he's on a roll1
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stiehl11
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Give me available light!
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Post by stiehl11 on Jun 12, 2011 11:00:30 GMT -5
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.
A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
And way too many more to quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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