bootman
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Typing useless posts on internet forums....
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Post by bootman on Jun 17, 2011 11:44:37 GMT -5
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
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Post by orangeLollies on Jun 17, 2011 16:11:52 GMT -5
Cool thread, now I get to explain where my avatar comment comes from...  Was taken from 'The Fly', The quote fascinated me so much I had to look it up. Very clever spin on Alexander Pope's poem referencing the 'Pierian Spring', a Greek mythological fountain of knowledge that inspires those who drink from it. see wiki : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierian_SpringAplogies for the academic tone... but I love this kinda s%^t ;D |
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Post by djoel on Jun 17, 2011 22:41:13 GMT -5
Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: *Where*? Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know? Lucius: I need it! [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!That is truly great lines from a wonderful film...bring a chuckle every time. ;D Djoel |
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osogovo
Minor Hero
once upon a time in the west
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Post by osogovo on Jun 22, 2011 0:48:20 GMT -5
from Once Upon a Time in the West
Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?
Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.
Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.
Cheyenne: But sons of *bleep*... yeah.
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hemster
Global Moderator 
Particle Manufacturer
...still listening... still watching
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Post by hemster on Jun 22, 2011 9:13:02 GMT -5
From the movie "Jerry McGuire"...
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
This is my all time fav! (Yes, I'm a mope and my wifey loves this movie!)
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hemster
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Particle Manufacturer
...still listening... still watching
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Post by hemster on Jun 22, 2011 9:15:29 GMT -5
More from above...
[Jerry and Dorothy are in the elevator and a hearing impaired couple gets on. The man of the couple starts talking with his hands, then they get off]
Jerry Maguire: I wonder what he just said.
Dorothy: My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He just said "You complete me".
hehe... priceless!
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Post by lonewolf on Jun 22, 2011 9:35:24 GMT -5
From the Simpsons
Willy hears ya; Willy don't care
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LCSeminole
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Res firma mitescere nescit.
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Post by LCSeminole on Jun 22, 2011 16:34:46 GMT -5
The following quote seems to come to mind when I find myself judging others, and always seems to ground me quickly.
Clarice Starling in "Silence of the Lambs": "You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?"
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NorthStar
Seeker Of Truth
"And it stoned me to my soul" - Van Morrison
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Post by NorthStar on Jun 22, 2011 17:28:58 GMT -5
"Feels so lonely down here".
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
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TaT
Emo VIPs
A golf course is a willful misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.
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Post by TaT on Jun 22, 2011 20:17:55 GMT -5
Brick Top: Youre always gonna have problems lifting a body in one
piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six
pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of
them, because its no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your
mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is
feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then
the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out
for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this
afterwards, of course, but you dont want to go sievin through pig
sh**, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need
at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary
of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that
weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single
pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence
the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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TaT
Emo VIPs
A golf course is a willful misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.
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Post by TaT on Jun 22, 2011 20:30:03 GMT -5
"Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Mr. White: [laughs] ****... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
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Post by Matt193 on Jun 22, 2011 20:35:46 GMT -5
From the very bad movie They Live:
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Post by Matt Wall on Jun 22, 2011 21:43:54 GMT -5
"Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy? Mr. White: [laughs] ****... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. " Great movie!! Alright ramblers, let's get ramblin'. |
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Post by ÈlTwo on Jun 22, 2011 23:16:36 GMT -5
Three from me.
A classic from Treasure of Sierra Madre:
"We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
Blazing Saddles:
Governor William J. Le Petomane: We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!
And one we've been using around my law office for years:
Vinny Gambini: Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?
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Post by uhcoogsfan on Jun 30, 2011 11:47:55 GMT -5
Blazing Saddles:
Mongo: Ahhh Mongo straight!
Blazing Saddles:
Bandito: Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Strange Brew
Bob McKenzie: This movie is shot in 3B, ehh, three beers and its a beauty!
Strange Brew
Doug McKenzie: If you stuck to your 12 point maintenance program eh, we wouldn't have to jump start you like this!
Strange Brew
Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath I'd kiss you.
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Post by monkumonku on Jun 30, 2011 12:00:10 GMT -5
Casablanca:
Peter Lorre: You despise me, don't you, Rick?
Humphrey Boagart: Well if I gave you any thought, I probably would.
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Post by jmilton on Jun 30, 2011 12:31:55 GMT -5
The Outlaw Josey Wales:
Bounty Hunter: "A man's gotta make a living."
Wales: "Dyin' ain't much of a living."
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Post by Matt Wall on Jun 30, 2011 13:05:17 GMT -5
The Outlaw Josey Wales:Bounty Hunter: "A man's gotta make a living." Wales: "Dyin' ain't much of a living." Great quote! I also like "It's a hell of a thing killin a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have." Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven |
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Post by indyscammer on Jun 30, 2011 13:52:04 GMT -5
Strange Brew Bob McKenzie: This movie is shot in 3B, ehh, three beers and its a beauty! Strange Brew Doug McKenzie: If you stuck to your 12 point maintenance program eh, we wouldn't have to jump start you like this! Strange Brew Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath I'd kiss you. You forgot: Geez I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it! |
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Post by Hair Nick on Jun 30, 2011 14:02:41 GMT -5
Empire Records.
Joe: Where's the money?
Lucas: Joe, the money is gone.
Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone... but where's it gone to?
Lucas: Atlantic City.
Joe: Atlantic City?... Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
Lucas: Oh, I don't think so, Joe.
Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City, Lucas?
Lucas: ...Recirculating.
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