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Post by DavidR on Nov 20, 2017 9:41:51 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 20, 2017 22:33:57 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 21, 2017 9:38:43 GMT -5
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Post by MusicHead on Nov 21, 2017 16:42:37 GMT -5
Breakthrough in guitar amp technology 😁  |
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Post by novisnick on Nov 21, 2017 22:55:26 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 22, 2017 11:06:17 GMT -5
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Post by adaboy on Nov 22, 2017 11:06:24 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 22, 2017 13:02:05 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 22, 2017 20:57:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2017 0:49:46 GMT -5
A young man named Jim received a parrot as a gift The parrot
had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and
laced with profanity..
Jim tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else he could think of to 'clean up'
the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Jim was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. Jim shook the parrot and the parrot got
angrier and even more rude. Jim in desperation, threw up
his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a
few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for
over a minute...Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Jim quickly opened the door
to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto
Jim's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may
have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and
I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior." Jim was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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Post by DavidR on Nov 23, 2017 9:22:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2017 1:14:43 GMT -5
The US Military Needs A Few Good Men!  |
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Post by DavidR on Nov 24, 2017 8:09:09 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 24, 2017 20:31:36 GMT -5
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Post by adaboy on Nov 24, 2017 21:02:27 GMT -5
^ 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by DavidR on Nov 25, 2017 9:09:26 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 25, 2017 20:05:28 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 26, 2017 8:14:40 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 26, 2017 22:22:52 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 27, 2017 10:19:36 GMT -5
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