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Post by Gary Cook on May 22, 2018 2:38:12 GMT -5
You need to train him to be more selective in the beer choices Nick, a bit far a dog to walk (and swim) but would be worth it.  Cheers Gary |
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Post by novisnick on May 22, 2018 3:48:56 GMT -5
Good candidate to become my next doctor  |
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Post by novisnick on May 22, 2018 20:06:16 GMT -5
True story!  |
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Post by DavidR on May 23, 2018 15:48:00 GMT -5
I went fishing today and I think I made up for last years bust season.
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Post by novisnick on May 23, 2018 21:40:37 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on May 24, 2018 6:52:47 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on May 24, 2018 23:03:43 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on May 25, 2018 7:50:47 GMT -5
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Post by mshump on May 25, 2018 17:38:32 GMT -5
 Mark |
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Post by novisnick on May 25, 2018 20:17:20 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on May 26, 2018 4:31:18 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on May 26, 2018 7:22:52 GMT -5
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Post by 4thchoice on May 26, 2018 11:18:48 GMT -5
I have t-shirts with #1 & #3 on 'em.  |
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Post by novisnick on May 26, 2018 17:00:51 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on May 27, 2018 23:18:31 GMT -5
Grilling tips from EmoSouth  |
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Post by novisnick on May 28, 2018 4:10:12 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on May 28, 2018 8:17:31 GMT -5
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Post by simpleman68 on May 28, 2018 10:55:00 GMT -5
NSFW *juvenile humor with excessive rough language*
But funny
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Post by mgbpuff on May 28, 2018 16:18:17 GMT -5
Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4 Skyhawk, due to engine failure during a catapult takeoff from a carrier.
Due to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.
Since he wasn't physically impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral.
However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.
The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview.
At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."
The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear."
The Admiral threw him out as well.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major.
He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together.
The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine.
"And how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.
The Sergeant Major replied, "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one effin' ear.
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Post by novisnick on May 29, 2018 1:12:17 GMT -5
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