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Post by DavidR on Jun 18, 2018 13:11:27 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jun 18, 2018 17:08:50 GMT -5
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Post by Boomzilla on Jun 19, 2018 2:30:01 GMT -5
I resemble that remark!(but fortunately, not that guy...)
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Post by Gary Cook on Jun 19, 2018 2:48:30 GMT -5
I resemble that remark!(but fortunately, not that guy...) I dunno, Jack seems to be doing OK, front row at most Lakers' games with company   Cheers Gary |
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Post by Boomzilla on Jun 19, 2018 3:06:32 GMT -5
I dunno, Jack seems to be doing OK, front row at most Lakers' games with company...Cheers - Gary Doesn't make him any less an a-hole - or her any less interested in his money... |
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Post by DavidR on Jun 19, 2018 8:09:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2018 13:14:01 GMT -5
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion...
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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Post by DavidR on Jun 20, 2018 9:03:12 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jun 20, 2018 12:01:13 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Jun 20, 2018 17:55:24 GMT -5
Dad and son are very near the airport, son sees a very big plane approaching to land, he tells dad "dad, look, a male plane", dad says, "no, son, those you see are the tires", lol....
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Post by novisnick on Jun 20, 2018 19:26:24 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Jun 20, 2018 19:30:30 GMT -5
Spray it on your crouch for a lap dance!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 19:34:36 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jun 20, 2018 19:47:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 23:50:53 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jun 21, 2018 3:27:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2018 7:39:04 GMT -5
It is against the forum rules to post the comeback that's on my mind!
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Post by Boomzilla on Jun 21, 2018 7:51:05 GMT -5
ChuckieNut's MIND?? A very scary concept! LOL If he wasn't the adorable lug that we know and love, he'd get disowned. And I can just see it now in my mind's eye - some horrified mom standing at her door seeing her child (on the way home from school) approach with Chuckienut tagging along behind - "But MOM! He followed me HOME! Can we keep him? Please?"  |
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Post by novisnick on Jun 21, 2018 12:31:50 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jun 21, 2018 16:39:42 GMT -5
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