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Post by MusicHead on Jun 29, 2018 14:01:20 GMT -5
Looks like somebody studied this:  |
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Post by DavidR on Jun 29, 2018 14:18:10 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jun 30, 2018 2:20:33 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jun 30, 2018 9:18:28 GMT -5
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DYohn
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Post by DYohn on Jun 30, 2018 9:27:12 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 1, 2018 8:24:59 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jul 1, 2018 21:06:22 GMT -5
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Post by klinemj on Jul 1, 2018 21:44:47 GMT -5
Been there, blew that up...like the time that a major launch fell over and fired back into the garage. No alcohol was harmed in the incident. Mark |
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Post by novisnick on Jul 1, 2018 23:01:06 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 2, 2018 1:03:03 GMT -5
Me either and that's why I'm still up at 2am watching TV and nothing good is on. |
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Post by DavidR on Jul 2, 2018 1:10:48 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jul 2, 2018 1:18:09 GMT -5
Me either and that's why I'm still up at 2am watching TV and nothing good is on. Dont waist your time with tv, go to youtube and learn something, or read something. Most TV pollutes the mind. 🤮 podcasts with earbuds may help you drift of as well. Just nothing serious or it’ll stimulate you instead of putting you to sleep. Perhaps an audiobook, subject doesnt matter as long as the reader can put you to sleep. Try listening to somebody’s wife! 😝 LOL |
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Post by Boomzilla on Jul 2, 2018 7:35:37 GMT -5
Take my wife - please...
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by DavidR on Jul 2, 2018 10:38:28 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jul 2, 2018 16:50:30 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jul 2, 2018 19:59:25 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 3, 2018 8:17:21 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 4, 2018 7:56:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2018 17:51:50 GMT -5
A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband continued to experience no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.
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Post by DavidR on Jul 5, 2018 7:43:33 GMT -5
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