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Post by novisnick on Nov 7, 2018 23:27:42 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 8, 2018 8:49:57 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 8, 2018 8:51:29 GMT -5
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Post by Metaldude on Nov 8, 2018 21:02:55 GMT -5
Mine as well, but also the entire street at times, he he he , depends on how lubricated I get |
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Post by DavidR on Nov 8, 2018 21:49:34 GMT -5
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY. 'But that's right!' says his dad. 'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'' 'What's the f'in difference?' asks the father. 'That's what I said!'
LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDERLittle RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own business.
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Post by mgbpuff on Nov 10, 2018 7:33:20 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 10, 2018 9:55:44 GMT -5
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Post by dcg44s on Nov 10, 2018 13:21:06 GMT -5
One time I was outside working on my car with some tunes playing.The neighbor came over and told me that he thought it was actually coming from behind him initially because it was so loud it was reflecting off his back fence towards the back of his house! Now I did not think it was THAT loud but.........  |
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Post by novisnick on Nov 10, 2018 23:59:51 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 11, 2018 9:25:19 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 12, 2018 2:39:50 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 12, 2018 7:48:31 GMT -5
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Post by foggy1956 on Nov 12, 2018 11:54:50 GMT -5
Sounds like vinyassa yoga to me😋 |
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Post by DavidR on Nov 13, 2018 8:50:12 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 14, 2018 8:57:37 GMT -5
 BOOM BOX
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Post by mgbpuff on Nov 14, 2018 12:49:29 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 15, 2018 9:25:55 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 16, 2018 9:59:25 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 16, 2018 21:03:44 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Nov 16, 2018 21:49:03 GMT -5
And a trip to low Earth orbit, lol... |
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