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Post by thrillcat on Jun 25, 2014 9:53:43 GMT -5
I heard Hamilton Beach has a toaster coming out BY THE END OF THE YEAR that will toast 3 loaves of bread at once, but you have to mount it on your ceiling. Is that oven just for commercial use or can it be used at home? Most home toasters don't have that kind of processing power or capability, do they? Anyone company that refuses to add the overhead toasting capabilities is obviously about to go bankrupt and just lying to their customers, trying to scam them out of cash and lead them to believe there will never be a better tasting slice of toast than the outdated, obsolete COUNTER-BASED-TOAST SYSTEM they're peddling will make. It's all a sham and I'm smarter than you, which is why I will be purchasing this state-of-the-art Hamilton Beach Amplified Toast Making Overhead System (ATMOS for short) the day it comes on the market, because even though I've never tasted toast that was toasted on the ceiling, it has to be better than yesteryear's antiquated counter-toast system.  |
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Post by Jim on Jun 25, 2014 9:56:16 GMT -5
It's raining
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Post by Dark Ranger on Jun 25, 2014 9:58:02 GMT -5
Is that oven just for commercial use or can it be used at home? Most home toasters don't have that kind of processing power or capability, do they? Haven't you been reading the news? There's a new, state-of-the-art toasting technology called Patmos. The name is derived from the legendary Greek island known for, uh, perfectly-toasted bread. Not only do the new toasters have heating elements on each side of the slot (6 per side), but this groundbreaking technology also includes heating elements on the top and bottom of the toasting slot for a whopping 18 heating elements per slice! Although the technology is solid, there are still a few crumbs to work out (one of the beta units caught fire). Several brands of toasters are claiming "Patmos-Ready." I think it's going to revolutionize both commercial and residential notions of toasting and stuff. The best part is that it'll work with your existing toaster. The only thing you need to buy is a new toaster. |
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Post by geebo on Jun 25, 2014 10:05:42 GMT -5
Is that oven just for commercial use or can it be used at home? Most home toasters don't have that kind of processing power or capability, do they? Haven't you been reading the news? There's a new, state-of-the-art toasting technology called Patmos. The name is derived from the legendary Greek island known for, uh, perfectly-toasted bread. Not only do the new toasters have heating elements on each side of the slot (6 per side), but this groundbreaking technology also includes heating elements on the top and bottom of the toasting slot for a whopping 18 heating elements per slice! Although the technology is solid, there are still a few crumbs to work out (one of the beta units caught fire). Several brands of toasters are claiming "Patmos-Ready." I think it's going to revolutionize both commercial and residential notions of toasting and stuff. The best part is that it'll work with your existing toaster. The only thing you need to buy is a new toaster. We got tired of waiting for the toaster so we went elswhere! No regrets either. We got a four slicer that even does bagels. I'll keep checking back for the Emo toaster but we no longer need it. |
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Post by novisnick on Jun 25, 2014 10:12:29 GMT -5
Haven't you been reading the news? There's a new, state-of-the-art toasting technology called Patmos. The name is derived from the legendary Greek island known for, uh, perfectly-toasted bread. Not only do the new toasters have heating elements on each side of the slot (6 per side), but this groundbreaking technology also includes heating elements on the top and bottom of the toasting slot for a whopping 18 heating elements per slice! Although the technology is solid, there are still a few crumbs to work out (one of the beta units caught fire). Several brands of toasters are claiming "Patmos-Ready." I think it's going to revolutionize both commercial and residential notions of toasting and stuff. The best part is that it'll work with your existing toaster. The only thing you need to buy is a new toaster. We got tired of waiting for the toaster so we went elswhere! No regrets either. We got a four slicer that even does bagels. I'll keep checking back for the Emo toaster but we no longer need it. I just confirmed my order for the new Surround Patmos Toaster with Crumb Detection! Wow, I just can't wait, but they did mention something about a two year back log on processing. Does this mean delivery will be delayed? |
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Post by jefft51 on Jun 25, 2014 10:38:50 GMT -5
I heard (from a usually reliable source) that the toaster is delayed because they are adding a higher resolution toaster heating element matrix. With this, you can program toast designs in an amazing 50x50 resolution. I think it's worth the wait!
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Post by thrillcat on Jun 25, 2014 10:53:30 GMT -5
I heard (from a usually reliable source) that the toaster is delayed because they are adding a higher resolution toaster heating element matrix. With this, you can program toast designs in an amazing 50x50 resolution. I think it's worth the wait! Jesus Christ, you guys. Enough is enough.  |
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Post by geebo on Jun 25, 2014 10:56:55 GMT -5
I heard (from a usually reliable source) that the toaster is delayed because they are adding a higher resolution toaster heating element matrix. With this, you can program toast designs in an amazing 50x50 resolution. I think it's worth the wait! Jesus Christ, you guys. Enough is enough. That's only 25 x 25 or only 1/4 the resolution of 50 x 50 that jefft51 is talking about. Quit wasting our time. |
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Post by monkumonku on Jun 25, 2014 11:05:40 GMT -5
Jesus Christ, you guys. Enough is enough. That's only 25 x 25 or only 1/4 the resolution of 50 x 50 that jefft51 is talking about. Quit wasting our time. That's because you can't see the ceiling. There's more on the ceiling. So that makes it 50x50. |
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Post by geebo on Jun 25, 2014 11:13:29 GMT -5
That's only 25 x 25 or only 1/4 the resolution of 50 x 50 that jefft51 is talking about. Quit wasting our time. That's because you can't see the ceiling. There's more on the ceiling. So that makes it 50x50. Well, he didn't say it was a bi-planar configuration. |
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Post by djoel on Jun 25, 2014 11:51:14 GMT -5
I think all toaster toast the same, so most of the above is hogwash!
Just saying!
Djoel
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Post by yves on Jun 25, 2014 12:47:40 GMT -5
The vinyl has cracks, pops, and hiss.
Too much power is causing the Smoky Joe to burn the meat.
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Post by siggie on Jun 25, 2014 12:49:17 GMT -5
It will have to be one kick-ass toaster to get me to part with my current toaster:  (I actually have one of these. I received it as a gag gift--it was marked down from $350 to $50 at Bloomingdales. It does not toast as evenly as one would expect from a $350 toaster, but the electronic bread lowering/toast elevating feature saves a lot of pressing effort and eliminates the risk of toast ejection.) siggie |
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Post by thrillcat on Jun 25, 2014 13:34:00 GMT -5
...saves a lot of pressing effort and eliminates the risk of toast ejection.) siggie Premature Toast Ejeculation is a big problem these days.  Not going to lie, that's a gorgeous toaster. |
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Post by Dark Ranger on Jun 25, 2014 13:56:34 GMT -5
It will have to be one kick-ass toaster to get me to part with my current toaster Hey, at least you can tell people that you own a Bugatti. Some folks will automatically assume it's something like a Veyron. |
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Post by garbulky on Jun 25, 2014 14:32:58 GMT -5
Hahaha
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Post by siggie on Jun 25, 2014 15:07:38 GMT -5
It will have to be one kick-ass toaster to get me to part with my current toaster Hey, at least you can tell people that you own a Bugatti. Some folks will automatically assume it's something like a Veyron. The Veyron doesn't toast worth a damn, though. |
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Post by klinemj on Jun 25, 2014 16:06:32 GMT -5
Well, there's that, and also they are waiting on the new version of margarine that is available...it uses object-based fat molecules that result in better placement of flavor fragments on the tongue to make the toast taster far better. And, the Emotoaster is the ONLY toaster that will take full advantage of the object-based fat molecules.
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Post by klinemj on Jun 25, 2014 16:08:46 GMT -5
Wait a minute...this thread is so full of disinformation and lack of understanding, I can’t believe it is serious.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2014 17:09:46 GMT -5
This thread is almost too goofy for me and that is saying a lot!
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