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Post by novisnick on Dec 5, 2017 20:39:18 GMT -5
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Post by Porscheguy on Dec 8, 2017 17:00:25 GMT -5
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Post by monkumonku on Dec 11, 2017 12:38:35 GMT -5
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes.
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?
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Post by Porscheguy on Dec 15, 2017 16:49:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2017 17:04:37 GMT -5
Hey folks, it's Canuck hunting season for Moose up in British Columbia and Alberta, eh?  |
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Post by novisnick on Dec 16, 2017 23:02:18 GMT -5
You go Clarence!  |
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Post by simpleman68 on Dec 17, 2017 8:04:47 GMT -5
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Post by klinemj on Dec 17, 2017 9:33:31 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 17, 2017 23:18:57 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 19, 2017 1:11:12 GMT -5
May the forest be with you! 😋  |
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Post by Porscheguy on Dec 19, 2017 15:26:27 GMT -5
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Post by klinemj on Dec 19, 2017 15:34:53 GMT -5
This is right up there with one of my fav's: "I love cats - there are so many good recipes for them!" (Try that one on your favorite cat lovers) Mark |
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Post by gus4emo on Dec 19, 2017 16:04:53 GMT -5
Are those Death Stars hanging, lol.... |
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Post by novisnick on Dec 19, 2017 16:38:10 GMT -5
May the forest be with you! 😋 Are those Death Stars hanging, lol.... Of course! |
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Post by gus4emo on Dec 19, 2017 19:46:28 GMT -5
Are those Death Stars hanging, lol.... Of course! Now we need one with Obi-Wan next to it, lol.... |
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Post by novisnick on Dec 21, 2017 23:43:55 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 22, 2017 1:18:25 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 22, 2017 10:17:56 GMT -5
🎶🎶🎶  🎶🎶🎶
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Post by DavidR on Dec 22, 2017 13:55:41 GMT -5
Making good use of a bad situation. Happy Holidays guys and gals.  |
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Post by novisnick on Dec 24, 2017 23:19:55 GMT -5
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