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Post by novisnick on Dec 25, 2017 0:43:50 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 27, 2017 13:48:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2017 14:11:24 GMT -5
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What's happened, you don't look so good"
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I’m fine, really..
“What about that eye patch?” “Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh** in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird sh**.”
“Well, It was my first day with the hook.
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Post by novisnick on Dec 28, 2017 5:10:12 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 28, 2017 21:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 28, 2017 23:39:14 GMT -5
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Post by jmilton on Dec 30, 2017 14:50:50 GMT -5
So cold in New England that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo!
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Post by DavidR on Dec 30, 2017 15:25:56 GMT -5
^^^ Walking Eagle ^^^
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Post by novisnick on Jan 1, 2018 2:36:20 GMT -5
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Post by simpleman68 on Jan 1, 2018 10:34:30 GMT -5
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Post by MusicHead on Jan 1, 2018 11:41:47 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jan 1, 2018 12:34:03 GMT -5
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Post by adaboy on Jan 1, 2018 13:01:33 GMT -5
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Post by MusicHead on Jan 2, 2018 10:29:02 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jan 2, 2018 14:26:35 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jan 2, 2018 19:05:08 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jan 2, 2018 20:02:14 GMT -5
Don’t hate me for exposing the truth!  Tap to enlarge |
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Post by novisnick on Jan 2, 2018 21:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by MusicHead on Jan 2, 2018 23:50:14 GMT -5
Now I won't be able to think of Secret Service the same way again... |
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Post by novisnick on Jan 2, 2018 23:58:13 GMT -5
Don’t hate me for exposing the truth! Tap to enlarge Now I won't be able to think of Secret Service the same way again... True! Its NO longer a secret! 👅 |
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