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Post by novisnick on Feb 28, 2018 23:31:54 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 1, 2018 0:56:58 GMT -5
We’ve gotten a lot of rain! But,,,,,,, ,  |
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Post by DavidR on Mar 1, 2018 9:45:23 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Mar 1, 2018 10:14:42 GMT -5
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Post by Boomzilla on Mar 1, 2018 10:31:17 GMT -5
Reminds me of my Jr. High School days - Teacher assigned me an essay (topic unspecified) as punishment. So I wrote my essay on why essays should never be assigned as punish work. I got suspended... |
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Post by mgbpuff on Mar 1, 2018 21:11:53 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Mar 1, 2018 21:15:41 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 2, 2018 2:56:48 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2018 2:59:13 GMT -5
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the
stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and
with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the
railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven.
There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The
aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of
the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral!".
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Post by novisnick on Mar 3, 2018 11:39:56 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 3, 2018 17:37:43 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 4, 2018 11:38:42 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 4, 2018 14:43:44 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Mar 4, 2018 16:11:00 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2018 9:56:11 GMT -5
monkumonku x 1.5 =
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Post by DavidR on Mar 5, 2018 10:39:21 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 5, 2018 18:55:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2018 22:59:18 GMT -5
monkumonku x 1.5 =
Ah so desu ka! もんく もんく x 1.5 =  |
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Post by novisnick on Mar 6, 2018 0:13:59 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Mar 6, 2018 10:32:02 GMT -5
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