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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2018 2:27:35 GMT -5
DavidR, That is really a very sick joke. I barely laughed at all! So shoot him, why don't you. I was referring to the Italian/Mississippi joke! (I drive an Italian car! ..... Oh whoops, sorry for mentioning my car again.) BTW: A rental neighbor jerk several years ago did steal my Internet Wi-Fi, true story. I found out after he had moved away and the Century Link repair guy came out to fix my glitchy Internet and found the wires in the building's phone connection room had been messed with. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2018 2:41:58 GMT -5
As an airplane is about to crash.. A female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,........Here, iron this... No comment! |
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Post by DavidR on Oct 6, 2018 8:37:45 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Oct 6, 2018 8:51:57 GMT -5
I am in I.T. and I told my client I had to rebuild her Profile. She says "Great! My left side never looked as good as my right side!"
Another is I am going to fix your Outlook. She says, "Great! I have been grumpy all day and I need a pick me up!"
😁🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😁
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Post by novisnick on Oct 6, 2018 9:53:05 GMT -5
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Post by monkumonku on Oct 6, 2018 10:19:14 GMT -5
So shoot him, why don't you. I was referring to the Italian/Mississippi joke! (I drive an Italian car! ..... Oh whoops, sorry Bonzo for mentioning my car again.) BTW: A rental neighbor jerk several years ago did steal my Internet Wi-Fi, true story. I found out after he had moved away and the Century Link repair guy came out to fix my glitchy Internet and found the wires in the building's phone connection room had been messed with. Oh I thought you were referring to the one about making sure the guy was dead. That one was pretty darn funny.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2018 11:06:22 GMT -5
I was referring to the Italian/Mississippi joke! (I drive an Italian car! ..... Oh whoops, sorry Bonzo for mentioning my car again.) BTW: A rental neighbor jerk several years ago did steal my Internet Wi-Fi, true story. I found out after he had moved away and the Century Link repair guy came out to fix my glitchy Internet and found the wires in the building's phone connection room had been messed with. Oh I thought you were referring to the one about making sure the guy was dead. That one was pretty darn funny. No, only some of my reverse humor. Any joke that might make fun of Italians (now that I'm a big fan) or those who make mistakes in texts or e-mails (I can relate to that), I call very sick (not being serious) then I say oh well I did laugh for awhile, David got it. Sorry, I keep forgetting to put in the smiley face but I never remember seeing them in the in Monty Python shows. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2018 16:31:23 GMT -5
I just saw a breaking news story on Seattle TV news. There is a 75 mile huge traffic backup north of Seattle with cars going thru the I-5 border crossing into Canada. Apparently women relocating to British Columbia.
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Post by DavidR on Oct 6, 2018 20:42:28 GMT -5
Moms in Group Therapy
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating sweets. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
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Post by novisnick on Oct 7, 2018 4:17:50 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Oct 7, 2018 9:17:57 GMT -5
To the guy that stole my antidepressants...
I hope you're happy...
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Post by DavidR on Oct 7, 2018 9:20:58 GMT -5
Judge: "Why did you steal the Car?"
Man: "I had to get to work"
Judge: "Why didn't you take the Bus?"
Man: "I don't have a License to drive a Bus"...
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Post by DavidR on Oct 7, 2018 9:25:43 GMT -5
From the most Interesting Man in the World (in Michigan):
"I don't always avoid Pot Holes"...
"But when I do, I hit four more ... .."
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Post by DavidR on Oct 8, 2018 10:00:26 GMT -5
Women spend more time thinking about what Men are thinking than Men spend thinking...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2018 21:33:37 GMT -5
Now that I identify as a skillet, I hope some greasy pansexual hits on me!
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Post by novisnick on Oct 9, 2018 4:10:48 GMT -5
Can’t wait!  |
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Post by DavidR on Oct 9, 2018 9:23:54 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Oct 9, 2018 10:00:00 GMT -5
There are 10 types of people in the world...
Those who understand binary, and those who don't!
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Post by DYohn on Oct 9, 2018 10:47:50 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 9, 2018 21:13:40 GMT -5
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