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Post by DavidR on Jan 15, 2019 9:30:47 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Jan 16, 2019 6:03:39 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Jan 16, 2019 6:08:59 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Jan 16, 2019 6:12:06 GMT -5
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Post by geeqner on Jan 16, 2019 10:13:38 GMT -5
I give you Baculum. But I caution against clicking on that link lightly. It's not pornographic or salacious in any way, no offensive imagery, etc. What it does contain is knowledge. And, once known, it can never be unknown ... Casey Hey thanks! Now I know what to use for my name on the next forum that I subscribe to.... |
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Post by DavidR on Jan 16, 2019 10:45:30 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jan 16, 2019 11:06:37 GMT -5
What's the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale and a Southern Fairy Tale?
A Northern Fairy Tale starts out: "Once upon a time..."
A Southern Fairy Tale starts out: "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh**..."
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Post by sahmen on Jan 16, 2019 16:45:20 GMT -5
What a disappointment! I should have dreamt bigger!  |
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Post by sahmen on Jan 16, 2019 16:48:52 GMT -5
A song for dumped lovers:  |
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Post by copperpipe on Jan 16, 2019 18:01:05 GMT -5
A song for dumped lovers: This one confuses me (probably more than it should). For a start, time signature is 2/2, which means each bar should have 2 half notes, or 4 quarter notes or 8 eight notes. But the first bar clearly shows only 5 eight notes so that ain't gonna play right. Secondly; those lovers don't look "dumped" to me. Fact is, they look reeeeeally friendly with each other. Thirdly; it looks a little racist; ideally there would be a few more white folk in there. Fourthly; I tried it out on my piano but my dog started howling. Not sure if I'm playing it right?? |
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Post by liv2teach on Jan 16, 2019 18:20:06 GMT -5
A song for dumped lovers: The Kama Sutra swing? |
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Post by sahmen on Jan 16, 2019 22:11:05 GMT -5
A song for dumped lovers: This one confuses me (probably more than it should). For a start, time signature is 2/2, which means each bar should have 2 half notes, or 4 quarter notes or 8 eight notes. But the first bar clearly shows only 5 eight notes so that ain't gonna play right. Secondly; those lovers don't look "dumped" to me. Fact is, they look reeeeeally friendly with each other. Thirdly; it looks a little racist; ideally there would be a few more white folk in there. Fourthly; I tried it out on my piano but my dog started howling. Not sure if I'm playing it right?? 1. It sounds like you were overthinking the piecea little, instead of relaxing and playing it 2. Well, one of them has been dumped, and is lamenting some glorious memorable moments of days gone by with the lost partner, which is the point of the song... it is a dirge of lost love  3. Wrong! that paper was originally white..., it just got slightly discolored... the original songwriter was dumped more than a few decades ago... Oh, and he *was* white, although his partner was not quite white, and not quite brown either... 4. Smart dog! I bet he could tell you have not been dumped... Try playing the tune again, when you're dumped and feeling the blues... the dog will get it and mourn with you, like the great friend he usually is |
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Post by adaboy on Jan 17, 2019 4:37:20 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jan 17, 2019 9:55:45 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Jan 17, 2019 12:51:07 GMT -5
Emotiva customer complaint department  |
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Post by mgbpuff on Jan 17, 2019 13:22:03 GMT -5
 Hunker down, y'all |
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Post by mgbpuff on Jan 17, 2019 13:27:54 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Jan 18, 2019 0:37:46 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Jan 18, 2019 0:43:39 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Jan 18, 2019 0:44:59 GMT -5
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