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Post by 26gary26 on Oct 6, 2020 22:24:58 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Oct 7, 2020 13:23:03 GMT -5
This is the story of Butch the Rooster. Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention? Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.
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Post by Jean Genie on Oct 7, 2020 15:30:49 GMT -5
This is the story of Butch the Rooster. Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention? Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.
Or the (Dog)whistles!
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Post by novisnick on Oct 8, 2020 23:19:26 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Oct 9, 2020 16:21:46 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 9, 2020 16:56:25 GMT -5
Maybe reconsider posting this in the Hurricane Delta thread! 🤪
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Post by DavidR on Oct 9, 2020 17:23:55 GMT -5
Maybe reconsider posting this in the Hurricane Delta thread! 🤪 Good luck to you guys. You have had more than your share recently.
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Post by novisnick on Oct 10, 2020 15:14:43 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 10, 2020 22:53:22 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2020 23:06:15 GMT -5
Oh yeah, now I get that Batman post from novisnick!. Thanks David! Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2020 23:16:05 GMT -5
It has been taken care of. They just shot the damn thing down!
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Post by DavidR on Oct 11, 2020 10:11:00 GMT -5
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Post by Boomzilla on Oct 11, 2020 14:29:37 GMT -5
An old Navy joke - What do you get when you toss puppy poop in the fan blades? Maaaarine!
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Post by novisnick on Oct 14, 2020 22:06:49 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 15, 2020 9:00:12 GMT -5
Meanwhile in Louisiana,
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Post by DavidR on Oct 17, 2020 9:29:45 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 17, 2020 14:40:10 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 18, 2020 11:36:18 GMT -5
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