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Post by MusicHead on Apr 15, 2024 18:28:40 GMT -5
He was asking God to charge his phone.... Hopefully he had an iPhone, with a Lightning connector... |
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 16, 2024 15:38:32 GMT -5
He was asking God to charge his phone.... Hopefully he had an iPhone, with a Lightning connector... And hopefully he was not wearing a head piece like "Doc" from Back to the Future....😉 |
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Post by SteveH on Apr 17, 2024 17:31:58 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 18, 2024 15:23:42 GMT -5
Papa John's son was born, he named him...
Little Cesar's
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 18, 2024 16:14:14 GMT -5
Who is married to Dairy Queen?
Burger King
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Post by SteveH on Apr 18, 2024 16:23:46 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Apr 18, 2024 23:29:57 GMT -5
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Post by Boomzilla on Apr 19, 2024 3:37:13 GMT -5
I almost gave that a thumbs up until I got it… |
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 19, 2024 16:02:36 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Apr 25, 2024 23:06:49 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 26, 2024 17:18:02 GMT -5
A synonym for the word FART......
Natural Gas
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Post by Boomzilla on Apr 26, 2024 21:25:32 GMT -5
Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too!
My dad was the only one of four siblings ever to attend college. When I asked why, dad said he didn’t want to spend his life smelling mule fizzles. I never understood that until I helped my uncle Dwight plow his field behind his two plow mules. After plowing a few rows, a stink arose in a fetid cloud around me forcing me to hold my breath lest I puke. When the air cleared some. I asked my uncle what that was? He explained that mules have poor digestive systems and that the silage he fed them was condusive to gas formation.
I understood my dad a lot better after that…
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Post by klinemj on Apr 30, 2024 6:36:51 GMT -5
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
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Post by DYohn on Apr 30, 2024 18:24:25 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on May 3, 2024 12:21:48 GMT -5
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'” I think he forgot to turn on the Pop-Up blocker.... |
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Post by bobcel on May 3, 2024 18:50:10 GMT -5
An octopus walks into a lounge
The proprietor looks up and asks, "How may I help you"?
The octopus says, "I'm looking for work, I'd like to join the band. I can play any instrument"
The proprietor hands him a guitar.
The octopus starts wailing on the guitar, playing Hendrix and Clapton.
Wow! Said the proprietor.
He then leads the octopus to the piano.
The octopus starts wailing on the keys, reminiscent of Jerry Lee Lewis and Billy Joel.
Wow! The proprietor then hands the octopus a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles with them for a minute.
A couple of minutes later, he is still fumbling with them.
"Can't play them, huh"? Said the proprietor.
Play them, I'm going to screw her if I can figure how to get these pajamas off!
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Post by gus4emo on May 9, 2024 12:44:01 GMT -5
A frog walked into McDonald's....and ordered...
French Flies
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Post by geebo on May 10, 2024 21:42:12 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on May 12, 2024 20:26:06 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on May 18, 2024 8:10:16 GMT -5
Silly tech phrase for the day. I want to use my Laptop without using my computer.
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