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Post by SteveH on Apr 1, 2024 17:28:44 GMT -5
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Post by Boomzilla on Apr 3, 2024 14:26:52 GMT -5
Apparently, many disagree…
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Post by SteveH on Apr 4, 2024 18:52:50 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Apr 4, 2024 19:08:11 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Apr 4, 2024 20:26:20 GMT -5
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Post by hemster on Apr 4, 2024 20:45:01 GMT -5
Why are ALL smoke detectors programed to go off with low battery alarm at 3 am???  Never fails. Every. Single. Time. It's in the middle of the night! |
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Post by vcautokid on Apr 5, 2024 13:43:39 GMT -5
Why are ALL smoke detectors programed to go off with low battery alarm at 3 am??? Never fails. Every. Single. Time. It's in the middle of the night! Runs on GMT time. Good Morning Time. |
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 5, 2024 19:40:18 GMT -5
Here in New York they put a baseball player in jail....
He stole a base....
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 6, 2024 11:25:39 GMT -5
Why do birds fly south during winter??
Because it's too far to walk....
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 6, 2024 13:14:37 GMT -5
Captain Crunch was murdered, they're saying the suspect is a Cereal Killer.....
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Post by SteveH on Apr 6, 2024 15:26:09 GMT -5
Why are ALL smoke detectors programed to go off with low battery alarm at 3 am??? Never fails. Every. Single. Time. It's in the middle of the night! Runs on GMT time. Good Morning Time. Haha! Last week I was on a ladder naked changing the chirping smoke detectors at 0230. I love the seventeen foot ceiling until the smoke detectors need batteries 🤣🤣 |
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Post by SteveH on Apr 6, 2024 15:43:05 GMT -5
In earlier days, stage diving was quite unpopular in Germany!  |
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 7, 2024 12:21:25 GMT -5
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
How do snowmen check the weather?
In the winternet
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Post by novisnick on Apr 8, 2024 11:33:05 GMT -5
Why are ALL smoke detectors programed to go off with low battery alarm at 3 am??? Never fails. Every. Single. Time. It's in the middle of the night! You risk ignoring it at most any other time! 🤣😂🤣🙄 |
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 8, 2024 19:15:35 GMT -5
What city do kittens go to school??
Cat-skills
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Post by vcautokid on Apr 9, 2024 17:35:12 GMT -5
 There! A Totaled Eclipse. Now get back to work!! |
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 10, 2024 15:56:57 GMT -5
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant
And what did the elephant do after he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck
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Post by novisnick on Apr 11, 2024 22:26:12 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Apr 13, 2024 17:12:32 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Apr 14, 2024 10:54:48 GMT -5
He was asking God to charge his phone.... |
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