klinemj
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Official Emofest Scribe
Posts: 15,092
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Post by klinemj on May 22, 2024 13:06:14 GMT -5
Never fart in an Apple store. They don't have Windows. (Given the above fart jokes and the hate Boomzilla has for Windows, I could not resist!) Mark |
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Post by SteveH on May 31, 2024 16:16:59 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on May 31, 2024 16:19:13 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Jun 7, 2024 13:31:26 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Jun 7, 2024 19:25:40 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie on Jun 7, 2024 19:45:19 GMT -5
That’s funny because I can relate. One of the bands I played in did that song. Actually both guitarists were extremely good and played it perfectly just about every time. There were occasions where I kind of zoned out during that period but thankfully never missed my cue as it was highly critical that I came in when I was supposed to. John Bonham is still one of my favorite drummers and his 26” bass drum definitely made a statement. |
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Post by simpleman68 on Jun 8, 2024 11:05:40 GMT -5
Wife - "honey have you seen the dog bowl?"
Husband - "Hell, I didn't know he could"
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Post by SteveH on Jun 8, 2024 16:46:31 GMT -5
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Post by MusicHead on Jun 9, 2024 13:46:31 GMT -5
Well, you never know how a relationship can... unfurl. |
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Post by gus4emo on Jun 10, 2024 16:57:33 GMT -5
Happy Father's Day, all you mother f...rs Again..... Father's Day coming up.... Happy Father's Day, all you mother fuc**rs.... |
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Jun 11, 2024 18:02:48 GMT -5
In honor of the coming Father's Day...
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Post by rayyanwilson on Jun 12, 2024 6:22:14 GMT -5
hahahah
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Post by rayyanwilson on Jun 12, 2024 6:23:13 GMT -5
Hilarious man, cant stop my laugh, Anyway I'm thinking of gifting my wife a custom bedsheet and a pair of pillow cases on our anniversary, Do you guys have any funny ideas which kind of theme should I order? I know some of you think that custom bedsheets could cost me a lot and she is going to throw it anyway so don't worry I got Sobel Westex coupon code to held my back on financial side. |
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Post by rayyanwilson on Jun 12, 2024 6:24:17 GMT -5
I thought this amusing, if you know who this gentleman is...  He know him |
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Post by gus4emo on Jun 14, 2024 13:19:35 GMT -5
Happy Father's Day, all you mother f...rs Again..... Father's Day coming up.... Happy Father's Day, all you mother fuc**rs.... Again... |
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Post by SteveH on Jun 16, 2024 17:22:23 GMT -5
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Post by bobcel on Jun 17, 2024 18:13:40 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Jun 23, 2024 15:31:09 GMT -5
A drunk man got on the bus.....
He sat next to a Priest......
And then the Priest said to the man:
Priest: Son, you're going the wrong way...
Drunk man: And you're going with me because you got on the same bus....
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Post by novisnick on Jul 4, 2024 15:44:44 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Jul 8, 2024 14:44:23 GMT -5
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