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Post by novisnick on Oct 26, 2020 20:10:19 GMT -5
Fall BACK. Spring FORWARD. Yes, we all know BUT! This is 2020 LOL
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Post by DavidR on Oct 29, 2020 10:33:07 GMT -5
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Post by jmilton on Oct 29, 2020 14:52:33 GMT -5
DeLorean for Sale: Only used from time to time.
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Post by megash0n on Oct 29, 2020 15:36:21 GMT -5
DeLorean for Sale: Only used from time to time. Love it. #dadjokes
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2020 19:39:36 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Oct 29, 2020 21:51:51 GMT -5
DavidR .......... another sick post, very sick! ( ) Well you should see the Charlie Brown joke I have. Not overly proper to post it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2020 23:39:56 GMT -5
DavidR .......... another sick post, very sick! ( ) Well you should see the Charlie Brown joke I have. Not overly proper to post it. Speaking of jokes. Guy at the supermarket (that's his name) told me one. Q ... What do you call a fetus that was aborted in Prague. A ... A cancelled Czech. (Hope that is not considered offensive. I thought it was sort of cute.)
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Post by novisnick on Oct 29, 2020 23:46:00 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Oct 30, 2020 11:13:41 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Oct 31, 2020 17:08:38 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Oct 31, 2020 18:45:19 GMT -5
Covid Testing just for Halloween
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Post by DavidR on Nov 3, 2020 12:19:46 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 3, 2020 17:17:59 GMT -5
Many years ago I had a 1969 Pontiac Catalina, 400 cid, 4-door for a winter car so I wouldn't have to drive my MGB-GT. The car above reminded me of the Catalina.
It was a darker green with a black vinyl roof. We called it the tank. Really didn't care what happened to it. It would go where you pointed it. DETROIT IRON !
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Post by novisnick on Nov 3, 2020 23:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 4, 2020 9:17:08 GMT -5
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Post by copperpipe on Nov 4, 2020 9:42:38 GMT -5
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Post by wizardofoz on Nov 4, 2020 13:33:21 GMT -5
Wrong it’s Johnny
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Post by novisnick on Nov 4, 2020 15:29:52 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 5, 2020 10:30:46 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Nov 5, 2020 16:17:49 GMT -5
HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE (PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ONE OR CHECK WITH SNOPES. THEY WILL LIE TO YOU! TRUST ME!) In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Steady Pony Stable (USPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). So that is how it all began. And that's the truth. I could not make up this stuff.
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