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Post by DavidR on Nov 6, 2020 8:46:29 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Nov 6, 2020 12:22:26 GMT -5
Are you sure that's not part of a GEICO commercial, lol...
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Nov 6, 2020 14:30:41 GMT -5
WAL-MART SENIOR GREETERYou just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired......Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but you’re being late so often is quite bothersome.."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder.
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning late so often?"
The old man looked down at the floor, and then smiled. He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and said, Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?
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Post by DavidR on Nov 7, 2020 9:54:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2020 8:38:07 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 8, 2020 10:38:20 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 8, 2020 11:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 9, 2020 9:24:48 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 10, 2020 9:38:16 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 11, 2020 9:44:31 GMT -5
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Post by cheapthryl on Nov 11, 2020 11:28:20 GMT -5
I ate most of these growing up in the northern mid west.
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Nov 11, 2020 18:39:22 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Nov 11, 2020 18:39:49 GMT -5
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Post by Gary Cook on Nov 11, 2020 19:14:05 GMT -5
I’ve had over 16 and I’m from Australia, guess that far south Cheers Gary
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Post by adaboy on Nov 11, 2020 19:40:09 GMT -5
I'm sho'nuff southern! By a country mile...
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Post by DavidR on Nov 12, 2020 10:08:12 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 12, 2020 23:25:52 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Nov 13, 2020 8:06:18 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Nov 13, 2020 8:45:51 GMT -5
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Post by dcg44s on Nov 13, 2020 11:46:11 GMT -5
Friday the 13th,wear your mask.
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