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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2020 21:18:26 GMT -5
Stay in touch and connected when you go camping.
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Post by DavidR on Dec 5, 2020 10:37:50 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Dec 6, 2020 10:56:37 GMT -5
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Post by dcg44s on Dec 6, 2020 11:58:25 GMT -5
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Say new normal one more time and..............
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Post by dsonyay on Dec 6, 2020 12:04:59 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2020 19:38:47 GMT -5
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After early signs were ignored. Serial or copy cat killer?
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Post by novisnick on Dec 6, 2020 21:56:24 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Dec 7, 2020 10:28:24 GMT -5
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Post by copperpipe on Dec 7, 2020 13:26:19 GMT -5
Give us your caption for this picture Stop doing it in my kitty litter, you little punk.
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Post by Jean Genie on Dec 7, 2020 13:46:45 GMT -5
Give us your caption for this picture Stop doing it in my kitty litter, you little punk. "GRAB 'EM BY THE WHAAT ?!?"
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Post by adaboy on Dec 7, 2020 21:56:23 GMT -5
Stop doing it in my kitty litter, you little punk. "GRAB 'EM BY THE WHAAT ?!?" YAAS!
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Post by DavidR on Dec 8, 2020 9:46:39 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Dec 8, 2020 14:28:25 GMT -5
The Blonde Golfer
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them. Naturally, the guys all agreed. Smiling,the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. But, I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots.” With that, the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first. All eyes were fastened on her as she bent to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green. The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said. The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, and I faded it a little.” After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.)The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak, but even an easy seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt." She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie. Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the heck out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round, the blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole. When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par and had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par. She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. If anyone of you can tell me how to make par on this hole I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Strath Mill Scotch for him, fix him a steak dinner and then show him a very good time the rest of the night.” The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt, and finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup.” The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. "Don't listen to the kid, darling', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup.” The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to her, and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart.” The blonde smiled and said, "Your place or mine?" REMEMBER . . . OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME. -- "Success" is when you look back at your life, and the memories make you smile. Unless you treat failure as part of the journey, you're never going to get anywhere. *Anything posted is meant to be in good humor. Poster is not responsible for any therapy required to get over it.
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Post by novisnick on Dec 8, 2020 22:42:14 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 8, 2020 22:48:50 GMT -5
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Post by Jean Genie on Dec 9, 2020 7:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Dec 9, 2020 10:17:17 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 10, 2020 6:50:48 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Dec 10, 2020 6:54:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2020 7:14:56 GMT -5
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