novisnick
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Post by novisnick on Mar 29, 2020 12:44:14 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Mar 30, 2020 8:55:54 GMT -5
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Post by mgbpuff on Mar 30, 2020 9:16:15 GMT -5
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much sh** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of sh** they give our citizens. Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off!!.
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Post by mgbpuff on Mar 30, 2020 11:03:57 GMT -5
The government has called on retired nuns to help enforce social distancing.
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Post by monkumonku on Mar 30, 2020 11:47:37 GMT -5
The government has called on retired nuns to help enforce social distancing. View AttachmentNeeds two yardsticks - supposed to be 6 feet.
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Post by mountain on Mar 30, 2020 11:48:59 GMT -5
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Post by monkumonku on Mar 30, 2020 11:51:44 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Mar 30, 2020 11:53:22 GMT -5
Firmware upgrade alert.
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Post by sahmen on Mar 30, 2020 12:04:35 GMT -5
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Post by sahmen on Mar 30, 2020 12:06:15 GMT -5
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KeithL
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Post by KeithL on Mar 30, 2020 21:23:17 GMT -5
Are you suggesting that CoVid-20 will have none of the bugs that are still there in CoVid-19? Firmware upgrade alert.
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Post by mgbpuff on Mar 31, 2020 9:44:38 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Mar 31, 2020 10:05:02 GMT -5
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Post by simpleman68 on Mar 31, 2020 10:44:38 GMT -5
Are you suggesting that CoVid-20 will have none of the bugs that are still there in CoVid-19? Firmware upgrade alert. Can't promise that but the "patch" will be released in short order although it's expected to exceed 3 TB
Scott
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novisnick
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Post by novisnick on Apr 1, 2020 9:30:29 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Apr 1, 2020 9:41:01 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Apr 1, 2020 12:02:38 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Apr 2, 2020 9:21:43 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Apr 2, 2020 17:18:08 GMT -5
Another of my ( way too many hobbies!) is building small scale model airplanes, tanks and dioramas, so this one perfectly fits me!:
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Post by sahmen on Apr 3, 2020 1:03:13 GMT -5
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