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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2021 9:24:49 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jun 30, 2021 8:24:31 GMT -5
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Post by DYohn on Jun 30, 2021 9:02:34 GMT -5
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Post by adaboy on Jul 1, 2021 0:10:56 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 1, 2021 9:19:01 GMT -5
Question: How many social media group members does it take to change a light bulb ? Answer(s) follow... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions. 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'. Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'. 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct. 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”) 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page. 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here. 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you. 12 to post F. 8 to ask what F means. 7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to. 3 to say "can't share" 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group" 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs. 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$" 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?". 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments. 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously. 1 late arrival, months (years?) later to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
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Post by MusicHead on Jul 1, 2021 9:39:31 GMT -5
Question: How many social media group members does it take to change a light bulb ? Answer(s) follow... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions. 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'. Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'. 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct. 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”) 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page. 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here. 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you. 12 to post F. 8 to ask what F means. 7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to. 3 to say "can't share" 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group" 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs. 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$" 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?". 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments. 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously. 1 late arrival, months (years?) later to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Try to post here something about sonics differences between speaker cables or power cords and see what happens...
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Post by dcg44s on Jul 1, 2021 9:54:01 GMT -5
Question: How many social media group members does it take to change a light bulb ? Answer(s) follow... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions. 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'. Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'. 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct. 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”) 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page. 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here. 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you. 12 to post F. 8 to ask what F means. 7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to. 3 to say "can't share" 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group" 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs. 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$" 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?". 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments. 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously. 1 late arrival, months (years?) later to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Nailed it!
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Post by wizardofoz on Jul 1, 2021 23:22:56 GMT -5
I really wish people would learn to quote and delete the bulk of the original post
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Post by Boomzilla on Jul 2, 2021 2:52:52 GMT -5
I really wish people would learn to quote and delete the bulk of the original post If this is tongue in cheek, it's hilarious! If you're being literal, you're right too.
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Post by DavidR on Jul 2, 2021 7:52:09 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 3, 2021 9:10:29 GMT -5
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500” - Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*bleep*." - Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman - "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" - Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. " - Joan Rivers - Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, and natural experiences money can buy. - Steve Martin You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. - Bob Hope "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde
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Post by DavidR on Jul 4, 2021 9:26:13 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 5, 2021 9:57:38 GMT -5
Me - “Siri - Tell me the formula for nitrogen oxide” Siri - “NO”
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Post by DavidR on Jul 6, 2021 8:52:39 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2021 13:04:17 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 7, 2021 8:09:29 GMT -5
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Post by stiehl11 on Jul 7, 2021 16:05:53 GMT -5
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Post by stiehl11 on Jul 7, 2021 16:07:03 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on Jul 8, 2021 10:50:31 GMT -5
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Post by stiehl11 on Jul 8, 2021 13:16:05 GMT -5
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