DYohn
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Post by DYohn on Aug 26, 2024 15:20:38 GMT -5
Fun with tomatoes?  |
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Post by marcl on Aug 26, 2024 16:13:49 GMT -5
And the "secret life" of pets too! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge ... say no MORE! |
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Post by PaulBe on Aug 27, 2024 6:39:30 GMT -5
"Yes, You Look Lovely Tonight" Says King Solomon For The Thousandth Time
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Post by PaulBe on Aug 27, 2024 6:40:21 GMT -5
Stranded Astronauts Give Up And Call An Uber
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Post by KeithL on Aug 27, 2024 8:21:36 GMT -5
Cool! First time I have seen Doppler humor. Pretty good. But you have to be a nerd to appreciate it. |
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Post by 509Paul on Aug 28, 2024 8:04:26 GMT -5
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Post by marcl on Aug 28, 2024 8:08:56 GMT -5
And since the odds of being murdered by TWO babies are so much less than the odds of being murdered by ONE baby .... always bring two babies!  |
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Post by 405x5 on Aug 29, 2024 14:04:31 GMT -5
And since the odds of being murdered by TWO babies are so much less than the odds of being murdered by ONE baby .... always bring two babies! Yep…… And…… Keep them loaded up with plenty of toys so there’s no time for them to think about knocking somebody off. |
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Post by cwmcobra on Aug 31, 2024 10:56:16 GMT -5
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Post by marcl on Aug 31, 2024 11:58:23 GMT -5
I thought it was Spanish for "colonoscopy" |
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DYohn
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Post by DYohn on Sept 5, 2024 15:01:10 GMT -5
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 6, 2024 17:36:17 GMT -5
Yes it is out of control.  |
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 7, 2024 7:45:12 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 7, 2024 10:51:30 GMT -5
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Post by marcl on Sept 7, 2024 11:07:39 GMT -5
It's called "Last Wednesday-ism" ... the idea that the Universe was created last Wednesday with all memories and history in place at once. |
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DYohn
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Post by DYohn on Sept 8, 2024 14:35:46 GMT -5
My wife told me that she would smash my face into the keyboard if I didn't stop playing the music so loud.
And that's when I let her know that I'm the Man of the House, the King of the Castle, the Lord of the Manshdjhd djsdhjds sdfhfk djNnvj jhg dhjdjddofghfmf …
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 9, 2024 20:40:55 GMT -5
 Mark your calendars. |
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 11, 2024 18:53:07 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 11, 2024 19:00:40 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 11, 2024 19:04:07 GMT -5
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