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Post by vcautokid on Sept 11, 2024 19:09:18 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 11, 2024 19:10:23 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 11, 2024 19:12:40 GMT -5
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ttocs
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Post by ttocs on Sept 11, 2024 20:01:23 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Sept 17, 2024 0:47:48 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Sept 17, 2024 0:49:07 GMT -5
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 17, 2024 2:55:27 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on Sept 17, 2024 17:57:14 GMT -5
Where do cows go on weekends?
To the moo-vies
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Post by novisnick on Sept 17, 2024 20:20:48 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Sept 18, 2024 14:34:18 GMT -5
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Post by geebo on Sept 18, 2024 18:20:08 GMT -5
Well, 40.0005308845299
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Post by ttocs on Sept 18, 2024 21:02:58 GMT -5
Well, 40.0005308845299 :) Will that hold up in court?
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Post by geebo on Sept 18, 2024 21:47:17 GMT -5
Well, 40.0005308845299 Will that hold up in court? How many decimal places does court require?
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Post by gus4emo on Sept 20, 2024 13:47:22 GMT -5
What is it called when monkeys get a divorce??
A banana split....
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Post by DYohn on Sept 20, 2024 13:52:11 GMT -5
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Post by klinemj on Sept 20, 2024 19:15:36 GMT -5
Mother Superior of a convent woke up, got out of bed and started walking to breakfast. Along the way, she passed Sister Sarah who said "Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed Mother?"
Mother said "No - I feel happy and great" then she continued walking.
Soon, she passed Sister Rebecca who said "Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed Mother?"
Mother said "No - I feel happy and great" then she continued walking.
Then, she passed Sister Mary who said "Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed Mother?"
Mother asked "Why do you say that? Do I look grumpy?"
Sister Mary said, "No - you look quite happy, but you're wearing the Bishop's shoes"
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Post by gus4emo on Sept 20, 2024 20:31:22 GMT -5
Where do frogs keep their money??
In a River Bank
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Post by gus4emo on Sept 22, 2024 11:12:37 GMT -5
What did Summer say to Spring?
"Help, I'm going to Fall"
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 22, 2024 16:16:26 GMT -5
Our future leaders.
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Post by vcautokid on Sept 22, 2024 16:32:48 GMT -5
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