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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2010 4:00:25 GMT -5
No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, No and No!  ;D ;D ;D |
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 14, 2010 4:34:49 GMT -5
And who that (these) charming lady(ies) would be? Family, friend, girlfriend, acquaintance, pet, prostitute, substitute, or other? No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, No and No! Well, all I can say is.. be careful what you ask for!  ;D Yes, I am asking for it.  ...After all, she ain't your girlfriend right. So bring her on, my wife is on vacation right now, so she won't mind at all as she won't even know. ;D |
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 14, 2010 4:41:16 GMT -5
Whoa, I do not believe my eyes!!!!!!!!! I give you guys the snail transformer and all you talk about is girls! Geesh,, some priority ya got going there.........albeit the same priority I always had at some other point in my life! ;D
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 14, 2010 4:44:00 GMT -5
Heck, at least we're normal men with our priorities pretty straight up.  * Snail transformer my axe. |
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Post by hemster on Mar 14, 2010 4:45:40 GMT -5
Yes, I am asking for it. ...After all, she ain't your girlfriend right. So bring her on, my wife is on vacation right now, so she won't mind at all as she won't even know. ;D Bob, I don't know if you can keep up with these young'uns... You may need to get some of those blue pills from chuckienut.. ;D And how come the Frau is vacationing without you?  |
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 14, 2010 4:48:03 GMT -5
And how come the Frau is vacationing without you? Because something else came up. ;D |
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 14, 2010 4:55:09 GMT -5
I looked up delusional and saw this reference! ;D  |
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 15, 2010 1:03:58 GMT -5
^ Just luv it. ;D
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 16, 2010 5:28:58 GMT -5
Pepper dust....who would have thunk it!  And for those with poor eyesight  |
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Post by jmilton on Mar 16, 2010 7:48:22 GMT -5
Pepper dust....who would have thunk it! |
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Post by browe1967 on Mar 16, 2010 10:49:54 GMT -5
" Gesundheit! "
Also a German virgin!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2010 14:40:27 GMT -5
Pepper dust....who would have thunk it! And for those with poor eyesight is this a famous person? doubt it but ya never know. . . funny stuff |
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 16, 2010 14:58:40 GMT -5
She was in a beauty pagent and this was the swimsuit portion. I do not know the name.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2010 15:45:51 GMT -5
She was in a beauty pagent and this was the swimsuit portion. I do not know the name. I think the name is Speedo. I'm going to send her a container of ragweed!  |
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Post by browe1967 on Mar 16, 2010 16:13:00 GMT -5
Resembles Rue Mclanahan sp? fromt the golden girls
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 16, 2010 18:57:57 GMT -5
Another gorgeous.................................................................................... video by sticknstones. |
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 17, 2010 5:32:30 GMT -5
Wake up you sleepy heads....put on some clothes shake up your bed....  St. Paddies day test..............name that tune! |
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Post by roadrunner on Mar 17, 2010 13:10:18 GMT -5
Attention all you patriotic, red-blooded Americans!Your Government needs your assistance in fighting against terrorism. The following bulletin describes what each of us can do to help stem terrorist infiltrators. WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America ! Note: This is meant strictly as humor. I hesitated to post it because some might take exception to it as a racial slur. This is not my intent. If anyone feels offended please PM me and I will delete it. I was only wanting to put a smile on a few faces. 
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2010 17:56:45 GMT -5
IRISH Confessional
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
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Post by DYohn on Mar 17, 2010 18:03:16 GMT -5
A Hawaiian guy is walking past an Irish pub on St. Paddy's day. A semi-drunk bar patron stumbles through the front door and yells out: "Erin go braugh!" The Hawaiian smiles and says, "I'm not Erin, but you go too, bra."  |
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...After all, she ain't your girlfriend right.
