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Post by roadrunner on Mar 19, 2010 20:19:41 GMT -5
 Have a good weekend folks and I hope you don't need to be impaired to enjoy your significant other! Enjoying my significant other sure beats the h?ll out of getting impaired. ;D |
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Post by hemster on Mar 19, 2010 22:49:43 GMT -5
New prefix "bim"
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:
Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
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Post by hemster on Mar 19, 2010 22:52:58 GMT -5
Proof that "The Less You Know, The More You Make"
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 20, 2010 0:39:44 GMT -5
When you feel lonely and depressed, everyone hates you; your dog, your cat, your wife, your kids, your friends, your enemies, and life has taken a turn for the worst; your house burned down, your car died, your neighbour's girlfriend is having an affair with your wife, your job is no longer available, your boss has been fired so there is no boss anymore to hire you back, your dog is pooping in the neighbour's backyard, your stereo has been stolen (by your daughter's boyfriend), there is no more hot water in your tank so you cannot shower anymore, your teeth are falling down, your life insurance has expired, food is tight, money non-existent, wellfare office's rough with you, shoes full of holes, no sucks, and you simply don't know anymore where to turn to; just go out for a walk and never come back. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 0:46:47 GMT -5
When you feel lonely and depressed, everyone hates you, your dog, your cat, your wife, your kids, your friends, your enemies, and life has taken a turn for the worst; your house burned down, your car died, your neighbour's girlfriend is having an affair with your wife, your job is no longer available, your boss has been fired so there is no boss anymore to hire you back, your dog is pooping in the neighbour's backyard, your stereo has been stolen (by your daughter's boyfriend), there is no more hot water in your tank so you cannot shower anymore, your teeth are falling down, your life insurance has expired, food is tight, money non-existent, wellfare office rough with you, shoes full of holes, no sucks, and you simply don't know anymore where to turn to; just go out for a walk and never come back. lothar . . . we're all here for ya . . I'll mail you up some socks , , no holes, I promise  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 0:47:12 GMT -5
Be careful of the company you keep.  dude . . . |
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 20, 2010 2:30:14 GMT -5
When you feel lonely and depressed, everyone hates you; your dog, your cat, your wife, your kids, your friends, your enemies, and life has taken a turn for the worst; your house burned down, your car died, your neighbour's girlfriend is having an affair with your wife, your job is no longer available, your boss has been fired so there is no boss anymore to hire you back, your dog is pooping in the neighbour's backyard, your stereo has been stolen (by your daughter's boyfriend), there is no more hot water in your tank so you cannot shower anymore, your teeth are falling down, your life insurance has expired, food is tight, money non-existent, wellfare office rough with you, shoes full of holes, no sucks, and you simply don't know anymore where to turn to; just go out for a walk and never come back. But you guys won the gold in hockey so none of that matters... ;D |
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 20, 2010 3:01:54 GMT -5
Hey, who said I was that guy?
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 20, 2010 4:37:52 GMT -5
Good to hear. I figured you were writing a country song or something.
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 20, 2010 4:39:41 GMT -5
Hey Mark, what time is it over there where you are?
* 02:39 AM here in West Canuck's land.
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 20, 2010 5:00:14 GMT -5
+17 8pm
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 20, 2010 5:08:17 GMT -5
Wow! It is now 03:08 AM here, so 7 hours ahead of you, right? Or 17 hours behind you?   Which day are you in? Month & Year?  ---> Me, I'm in Saturday morning at 03:08 AM, March 20th of the year 2010. It is the very First Day of Spring.  03:14 AM now. |
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 20, 2010 5:24:53 GMT -5
You're 17 hours behind, it's Saturday night here. If you do daylight savings time and just sprung forward then half the year you are 18 hours behind us.
Saipan "Where Americas day begins"
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 20, 2010 6:05:37 GMT -5
^ Indeed I guess. Yes Master of the Universe, you are much ahead than me.
* You want a trophy now for that, Mr. Scuba Duba guy? ;D
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 20, 2010 6:14:03 GMT -5
...And you'll be soon going to church, while we'd still get high and drunk on an early Saturday evenin,
keeping paste from the Friday night before. Hehe. ;D
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 20, 2010 9:12:38 GMT -5
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 20, 2010 9:16:59 GMT -5
Okay a twofur today as we need to lighten up a bit! ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 9:31:07 GMT -5
Hey, who said I was that guy? does this mean you don't want the socks? ;D |
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 21, 2010 1:08:28 GMT -5
Hey, who said I was that guy? does this mean you don't want the socks? ;D Got some suitcases full of money instead? ;D |
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 22, 2010 12:35:56 GMT -5
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