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Post by NorthStar on Mar 25, 2010 19:54:42 GMT -5
Me like it very much.  Only way to become good at it is...practice. Playing music?  Do you play yourself? ...By yourself? Gab |
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 25, 2010 20:05:00 GMT -5
Why my granddaughters didn't get a visit from the Easter Bunny last year.  I could have used this pic in a post earlier today but that thread is now locked. Yeah, I missed few of those too.  ------> Indians... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2010 22:36:16 GMT -5
Do you play yourself? ...By yourself? Gab I think Jmilton plays with himself. |
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 26, 2010 0:05:37 GMT -5
^ Ok, if you say so.
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 27, 2010 5:48:22 GMT -5
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 28, 2010 2:14:17 GMT -5
I need a good laugh, can't find any.
Went to church last Sunday, couldn't find my way in, no wonder, it was still Saturday, and they banned me from the bar!
Bought a brand new catalog, with everything on it, except the store where it's coming from.
My buddy said to me, let's go fishing, I said OK, ...
My neighbour's wife's screwing with the postman, my mail ...
Lost track of which day it is, can't remember why, something to do with mail.
Two dogs and a cat met in a parking lot, ...
Went to the funerals the other day, can't remember who, but it was somber.
I'm feeling depressed, I'm falling from a flying plane without a safety net.
It's late at night, and I'm super starving, the grocery store is closed, and there ain't a single car in the parking lot, just two dogs and a cat...
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 28, 2010 2:29:57 GMT -5
It is Sunday and you need to stock the frig.
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 28, 2010 2:39:38 GMT -5
You mean the fridge? With cat and dogs? But the mail is not delivered on Sundays, only on weekdays. Besides I'm going fishing. And only if I can get over my depression. Might have to assist at my own funerals before ... was it Saturday or Thursday, can't seem to remember?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2010 7:10:30 GMT -5
You mean the fridge? With cat and dogs? But the mail is not delivered on Sundays, only on weekdays. Besides I'm going fishing. And only if I can get over my depression. Might have to assist at my own funerals before ... was it Saturday or Thursday, can't seem to remember? what are the names of the cat and two dogs? |
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 28, 2010 7:23:54 GMT -5
Frederick, Christopher, and Evelyne (she's the cat).
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 28, 2010 11:00:38 GMT -5
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Post by SticknStones on Mar 28, 2010 11:03:53 GMT -5
The only thing funny about this guy is he has not moved in 8 hours and I know cuz I been watching him!  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2010 21:58:46 GMT -5
Redneck Pet Carrier  |
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NorthStar
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 29, 2010 8:14:45 GMT -5
I really love this picture, seriously, I find it very soothing. ...And it has that 3D effect. |
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 29, 2010 15:30:33 GMT -5
Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2010 19:52:58 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 29, 2010 20:43:47 GMT -5
It's funny because it's you.  |
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 30, 2010 1:33:59 GMT -5
^ That is flat freakin' hilarious! ;D ...Whassapenin' with you Mark? Got creative suddenly?  |
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Post by Mike Ronesia on Mar 30, 2010 6:57:21 GMT -5
What do you mean?
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Post by NorthStar on Mar 30, 2010 8:08:15 GMT -5
You shmuck you deleted it! ;D ...I was only teasing you.  |
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