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Post by DavidR on May 7, 2021 8:16:40 GMT -5
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Post by wizardofoz on May 8, 2021 1:57:32 GMT -5
That’s my avatar
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Post by gus4emo on May 8, 2021 10:40:10 GMT -5
I just spent half hour thinking why the three E's in MERCEDES sound different...
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Post by 405x5 on May 8, 2021 10:47:25 GMT -5
I just spent half hour thinking why the three E's in MERCEDES sound different... Spelled it wrong that’s why! Mirrsayds
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Post by 405x5 on May 8, 2021 10:54:27 GMT -5
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Post by gus4emo on May 8, 2021 11:53:53 GMT -5
I just spent half hour thinking why the three E's in MERCEDES sound different... Spelled it wrong that’s why! Mirrsayds Lol..
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Post by DavidR on May 9, 2021 16:57:52 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on May 10, 2021 18:20:18 GMT -5
click on me
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2021 11:55:12 GMT -5
Who's up for a game of Twister?
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Post by novisnick on May 11, 2021 23:57:38 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on May 12, 2021 8:58:58 GMT -5
Who's up for a game of Twister? Sheepill!
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Post by novisnick on May 12, 2021 9:04:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2021 9:25:07 GMT -5
Who's up for a game of Twister? Sheepill! You mean Goats
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Post by aledoeagle on May 21, 2021 9:52:27 GMT -5
You Don't Know Jack Schitt? Author is cousin by marriage Mrs. Diah Riah.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
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Post by novisnick on May 21, 2021 13:18:06 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Norseman on May 21, 2021 16:55:34 GMT -5
Peeing on the flowers...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."
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Post by novisnick on May 21, 2021 18:13:40 GMT -5
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Post by DavidR on May 21, 2021 18:48:31 GMT -5
Keith Richards on his 120th birthday
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Post by DYohn on May 22, 2021 10:54:59 GMT -5
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Post by 3labman on May 22, 2021 12:22:20 GMT -5
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