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Post by SteveH on Feb 16, 2024 0:46:07 GMT -5
Volume limiter  |
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Post by SteveH on Feb 19, 2024 20:33:22 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Feb 19, 2024 20:45:33 GMT -5
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hemster
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Post by hemster on Feb 22, 2024 23:22:22 GMT -5
If the child refuses to take a nap, can it be accused of resisting a rest?
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Post by The Mad Norseman on Feb 23, 2024 17:11:20 GMT -5
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Post by DYohn on Feb 27, 2024 13:34:44 GMT -5
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Post by novisnick on Mar 2, 2024 1:30:32 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Mar 4, 2024 16:27:33 GMT -5
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Post by marcl on Mar 4, 2024 16:39:48 GMT -5
And then there was the woman who went into the hardware store to buy batteries ...  |
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 5, 2024 11:09:24 GMT -5
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know sh**?”
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 5, 2024 17:31:02 GMT -5
The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂
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Post by KeithL on Mar 5, 2024 17:43:10 GMT -5
And Adam and Eve were even told that they should leave that old Apple alone... And that, if they didn't leave it alone, "things wouldn't end well"... The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂 |
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 5, 2024 18:07:03 GMT -5
And Adam and Eve were even told that they should leave that old Apple alone... And that, if they didn't leave it alone, "things wouldn't end well"... The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂 A man was hired to paint a church, he bought 20 gallons of paint when he needed 25. He figured- "oh well, I'll add some water to each bucket and no one will be the wiser." The man finishes the job late in the day and decided to come back the following day to collect his payment. The next day arrives, he shows up to the church to get paid only to find it had rained overnight and washed away all of the paint. Standing in front of the church, scratching his head he says "what's going on here? It wasn't supposed to rain!" As he's asking this an answer comes from above "you know what you've done, now you must repaint and thin no more." |
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 5, 2024 18:24:47 GMT -5
And Adam and Eve were even told that they should leave that old Apple alone... And that, if they didn't leave it alone, "things wouldn't end well"... The oldest computer was in the garden of Eden. It was an Apple 🍎 with very limited capacity. Had only 1 byte and everything crashed 😂 Yep. It wasn't the apple that caused all the trouble in the Garden of Eden. It was the pair on the ground! |
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Post by MusicHead on Mar 5, 2024 23:44:17 GMT -5
And Adam and Eve were even told that they should leave that old Apple alone... And that, if they didn't leave it alone, "things wouldn't end well"... Yep. It wasn't the apple that caused all the trouble in the Garden of Eden. It was the pair on the ground! If only they had been more Intel-ligent... |
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 6, 2024 15:21:45 GMT -5
The Lord said to John, “come forth and you shall receive eternal life”.
But, John came fifth and got a toaster...
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 7, 2024 9:55:32 GMT -5
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Post by SteveH on Mar 9, 2024 19:32:48 GMT -5
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Post by cwmcobra on Mar 11, 2024 17:54:36 GMT -5
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Post by PaulBe on Mar 11, 2024 19:39:26 GMT -5
Jericho Pickup Line:
If I march around you seven times, will you fall for me?
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